Would Any Girl Love To Meet Me?

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by xxxxxxxxxxxx (Account disabled) on Monday, 30-Sep-2013 19:11:19

Hello, All:
I am a Single Guy looking for any interested Girl!!!
Are Any Girls Interested In Meeting Me?
Below Is Some of my information:
I Am 15 Years Old. I will be 16 Years Old on February 9, 2014. I am interested in an interested person. I Would Love to put my heart in the hands of a girl who deserves my heart. I do not intend to brag or show off!! I must admit, I Love True Love!! I will not Deny, I am a "Sex Addict." I use a BrailleNote Apex BT Running KeySoft 9.3.1 Build 1176. I read Braille!! I love swimming, horseback Riding, Eating, Talking, Reading, Using The Internet, And, of course, having fun!!!! I am Open to all different types of people!!

Post 2 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 3:24:13

Whoa, you're fifteen and you A. claim to love true love, and B. know you're a sex addict? Unless you mean that true love scene in the princess bride, color me skeptical.

Post 3 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 10:22:44

lol wth?

Just when I think I've seen it all.

Post 4 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 13:03:46

One of those crazy Zone-ish things that has to be seen to be believed. LOL

Post 5 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 13:33:22

Poor kid. that's all I'm saying.

Post 6 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 14:16:55

One lesson to learn in life, kid. Don't search for true love when you are young. Enjoy being young and the ability to experiment some. Another thing to keep in mind is saying that you want true love and you are a sex addict isn't quite going to work for you right away. Maybe there is a chick who loves sex too, but what I'm saying is that could end up not working out. Because maybe the chick is just looking for a good time but doesn't want to be with someone. I hope that makes some sense.

Post 7 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 15:31:25

There's no use, ryan. All the stories you might want to tell this kid are beyond his reach for about the next five years or so. lol. Nice try though.

He needs to learn on his own, as I'm sure you had to as well.

Post 8 by xxxxxxxxxxxx (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 19:53:10

Hello, All:
1. You guys give some great advice!! I have to say, you guys all make sense!!
2. I am a "Patient Sex Addict."
3. I hate screwing a girl and leaving her. I did it once before. She did not explain that she was a virgin. She was only 16. She lost her virginity to something not so true. I wish I did not take her "Innocence" in such a way. I thought we might go somewhere as to a rel1ationship, but no more than that experience and several Kisses. I still feel bad. I do not wish to enjoy life on another person's expense. That first girl and I met a little too fast.
4. Love comes on its own, I know that, but I thought maybe a basic meeting..
Thank You, All!!!!

Post 9 by xxxxxxxxxxxx (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 19:56:04

I understand I am a bit young, but, Why Not Meet!!

Post 10 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 20:02:41

hi person... there is this chick that saw this board but she is to shy to post here or to talk to you... so she told me to post for her... you should send her a pqn or a private message. ,her user name is.... MAS.

Post 11 by xxxxxxxxxxxx (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 21:17:25

Thank You, Pimped out Barney

Thanks!!!

Post 12 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 22:22:01

I can answer your question pretty easily. Why not meet? Because doing anything physical with you is illegal in all but a very few of these united states. That's a really good reason not to meet you. Wait til you aren't jail bait, then ask again.

Post 13 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 23:02:16

Anibal, that's really cruel. lol.

Post 14 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 23:18:55

LMAO at post 10!

A patient sex addict? Seriously? This just keeps getting better and better!

Post 15 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2013 23:29:47

I am very highly amused. I can't wait to see MAS's comment. :D

Post 16 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2013 10:59:57

Um! Smile.

Post 17 by MAS (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 03-Oct-2013 11:56:12

o big boy come meet me, myself and PimpedOutBarney have had a very long discussion.
we decided you are welcome to join our Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday Skype sex sessions. now Thursday is a little odd as we both wear ginger whigs and call each other Twinky winky and dipsy. also you can only wear nothing accept Barneys floppy gloves. the real chick who will take you whilst we are busy is called Corpse-grinder and she is a real latina love machine. you can't have my son E-Z though he is still trying to screw beer bottles.

Post 18 by Westcoastcdngrl (move over school!) on Thursday, 03-Oct-2013 12:35:53

Yo, MAS... if I pay for a round or two at the pub afterwards, can I come watch?

I'd normally offer to pony up for Tube fare as well, but I'd imagine that you have a Freedom Pass.

Post 19 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Thursday, 03-Oct-2013 12:52:00

Patient sex addict? That just made me picture somebody crouching on a dusty van floor, knife in hand.

Post 20 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Thursday, 03-Oct-2013 13:45:23

but but mas? how about sundays? are crazy sex sessions? he is a sex addict!! so am pritty sure he is going to love sundays.

Post 21 by xxxxxxxxxxxx (Account disabled) on Friday, 04-Oct-2013 17:56:30

Looking at it now, this is all a Comedy!!
I Love Some Comedy!! Even on myself!

Post 22 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 04-Oct-2013 20:25:30

I don't know what to say, besides to laugh. Though I don't see the point of tying yourself down to one person, not until you know that person is worth the time. But a meet, I doubt any girls around your age could come around and meet you, and the ones who could would most likely be over age. Oh well, I hear cyber is a tick on the clock.
lol

Post 23 by hardyboy09 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 1:42:57

Interestingly,

lWhoever this poster was had his account disabled for some reason. Most likely it was because he created multiple ones? No girl would want to meet this guy, wow!!, having sex at 15 is a bit young?

Post 24 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 8:02:06

He wanted his account disabled.

Post 25 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 12:17:05

If I had to guess, I would assume some sort of cognative impairment.Just sayin.

Post 26 by basketballfreakslive (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2014 4:43:50

HAHAHA your a sex addict at 15. Have fun ... an if you do find someone who is willing have fun with you kid

Post 27 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2014 23:55:38

Lol ah guys; you amuse me. :)

Post 28 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 14-Apr-2014 6:10:31

agree with posts two and twelve. Just ... wow ...

Post 29 by Grand_Admiral_Thrawn (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2014 12:05:06

All I'll say is, I've seen stranger things.

Post 30 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2014 15:42:31

Wow, just wow. Underage solicitation, even indirectly is a dangerous game. Kid's barely more than a sperm.